Description
‘My namer is Maria Antonoinetta Fontana, but everyone call me Toni.’ ‘I’m Spike,’ sometimes known as stop thief or hey you. ‘Yeser, I know.’ The sixth volume of Spike Milligan’s off-the-wall account of his part in World War Two sees our hero doing very little soldiering. Because it’s 1946. Rather, he is now part of the Bill Hall Trio – a ‘Combined Services Entertainment’ inflicted on unsuspecting soldiers across Italy and Austria – and is largely preoccupied with the unbearably beautiful ballerina, Ms Toni Fontana (‘Arghhhhhhhhh!). But he must enjoy it while he can before he is demobbed and sent home to Catford – so he does . . .




