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Congratulations, baby boomers: You are now officially all middle-aged. It?s a book of firsts: My first colonoscopy, my first reading glasses. A book of vital statistics, including married name(s), circumference of abdomen, cholesterol count (HDL and LDL), and home state (Red or Blue). It?s a place to keep track of primary care givers?herbalist, psychopharmacologist. Record favorite expressions?I?m having a senior moment. Dressing on the side, please. 60 is the new 50. Keep track of ?What I?ve Grown,? from liver spots to knee flaps. There?s also a place for a lock of hair (if you can spare it) along with the Seven Stages of Hair Loss (men: from minoxidil to shaves head; women: from plucks grey hairs to dyes it champagne blond). Plus essays??Am I Smiling or Is It Gas,? and ?I Go to School,? a parody of Adult Ed classes.
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